First, we define the definition of marriage, then what will happen to the institution of marriage? Next, we'll start seeing....
**shows in which women compete in a beauty pageant in order to marry a multi-millionaire (and divorce a month later), or
**shows where women compete to marry a man who they think is a millionaire (But secretly isn't!), or
**the White House intern that gave a blow job to an ex-President will host a reality dating show in which men wear masks and compete for a woman's affection (to see if love is truly blind!), or
**we'll have a show that throws couples onto an island, breaks them apart, and sends them off with attractive singles to see if they will all cheat on each other (Spoiler: They all do), or
**we'll have a show where you (yes, you, home viewer!) can vote via phone to decide who gets married.
Oh, wait, those all already happened....
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